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Down with this sort of thing

The first trailer for the new Tomb Raider movie is here!

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I won't take up too much of your time discussing the plot, but rest assured that it revolves around the raiding of a tomb.

There are, of course, more pressing matters at hand.  Namely, how tidy does Alicia Vikander look as Lara Croft?

Well, fans of tig ol' (CGI or otherwise) bitties may be disappointed, but probably not too shocked given the direction of travel since the Rhona Mitra and Nell McAndrew glory days.  Though generally, any 'purist' that accepted Angelina Jolie as their heroine shouldn't have any problems here.

More likely to cause outrage, however, is the decision to send her on dangerous expeditions in full length cargo pants, rather than standard issue micro-shorts.  Once again the health and safety brigade seem hellbent on spoiling things for the rest of us.  Tut.

The trailer...



All in all, a solid 7/10 from me.

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