Britain's youngest EuroMillions winner is offering £60,000 to 'potential suitors'
You’d think that Britain’s youngest EuroMillions Lottery winner wouldn’t have any trouble finding a bloke but apparently she can’t seem to find anyone to bang her.
23-year-old Jane Park, who won £1 million when she was 17, is so desperate for a man that she is willing to pay £60,000 a year to a potential boyfriend so he can afford to properly wine and dine her.
However, she’s not going to accept any old doofus with a job in Tesco. She only wants the best possible match and has even gone as far as to set up a website where guys can apply to be her boyfriend. There have also been reports that there is going to be a documentary coming out next year that will follow Jane in her quest to find love. Here’s what one of Jane’s mates had to say about her terrible luck with men:
Jane is amazing and has so much to give but she has found herself alone again as since she won, she’s had terrible luck. She’s never sure whether she is being loved for herself or for her bank balance. So she would rather have the arrangement out in the open. Jane has a tendency to be insecure sometimes and worries about people’s motives. She is willing to pay the right price for someone loyal.
Damn, sounds a bit fucking bleak to me. Why can’t she find a dude who has his own money so that he doesn’t need to ponce off his rich Mrs?!
Apparently Jane’s even said she’s considered suing Lotto for ruining her life and said she believes that Camelot should not allow young people to win such vast sums of money. Oh boo-fucking-hoo, you poor thing. Get the fuck outta here! I’ll happily take that money off her hands!
