David Beckham's Peaky Blinders-inspired clothing range means it'll now be even easier to spot a twat in the wild
Peaky Blinders is good, isn't it? You'll be lapping up the trailers as season five (due this summer) approaches, and when it comes, making sure to watch the episodes quick! Before the spoilers get you! Obviously you're not likely to invoke your inner eight-year-old-in-the-throes-of-a-TNMT-obsession and start playing dress-up about it any time soon; but if you were to say that Peaky Blinders was one of the top five TV shows you were most looking forward to in 2019, that would not be a controversial opinion.
David Beckham's alright, isn't he? There was that Simeone incident way back, but time's a great healer and he's built up more than enough goodwill in the intervening years. Obviously you're not so in to him that you'd buy clothes purely for the fact that they've got his name on them, but in a sporting sense it's safe to say his reputation has been rehabilitated. Might we even call him a National Treasure?
Unfortunately, and I think you already knew this on some level, it seems that the cunts who play old-timey dress-up and the cunts who'll buy anything Beckham-related are often the exact same people.
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