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People share their swinging horror stories
Swinging certainly isn't for everyone. You've got to be bloody secure in your relationship and actually enjoy seeing your partner munching on someone elses genitalia. If you're somebody who gets a pang of jealousy when your partner checks out someone else then swinging most defintely is not for you. I recently came across a thread where people decided to share their swinging horror stories and they definitely serve as cautionary tale for anyone considering it.
I think the worst I have heard to date was from a couple we met in a club. The guy had been in a previous relationship and had done MFM with his ex and a friend of his. After a while, his ex and his friend began seeing each other without him. He didn't know until she left him and he found out she was pregnant with the 'friends' child.
These friends of ours went to this couple's house and were not told that the husband was missing an arm. At first she thought she would take one for the team because the other woman was pregnant and this was a big fantasy for her boyfriend. In the end though they told them they had a big day the next day and got out of there.
Quote:I mentioned at work that we had stayed in the resort across the street from Hedo but walked across and took a look. My boss was very interested, always wanted to go there. I told him, I didn't think it was for him. I know he and his wife quite well. He went with his wife. They were not swingers, had just talked and fantasised about such things. She tells me that they go into the hot tub the first evening and get to know three other couples. Someone brings them drinks. Hubby is getting played with and sucked by two of the other women. Hubby get's off so the the other guys suggest that he goes to get another round of drinks. They specify that he ask for real coconut. After he leaves, everyone kind of laughs and one of the guys tells her that he will be gone a long time, it takes forever for them to shred the coconut, etc. She gets into the whole thing, playing with two guy's dicks, one goes down on her, when hubby returns she has already been fucked by one guy, and is doing a second while sucking a third. She thinks hubby will be really proud of her. He isn't, he is angry. Next morning, they check out and fly home. Six months later, they are divorced.
My long term FWB and I decided to find a nice female to have a fun birthday celebration for me a few years ago. We found a lady who lived relatively nearby, met her for lunch and again for a drink and then set up the threesome on my birthday weekend. My FWB and I settled into a hotel room with a beautiful bottle of champagne he bought me as a gift. After a short time, the woman arrived. She brought a gallon jug (not kidding!) of white wine and a bracelet she had made me for my birthday (a little weird since we had barely met). We had a drink and got comfortable. The play was ok, not great, because the other woman kept making excuses and getting up from the bed. As my FWB we having a good time, we didn't think much about it and didn't really notice what she was doing. After a bit, I got up to get a glass of champagne and found the bottle empty. I grabbed the bottle of wine and found it nearly gone! I pulled my friend aside and asked him how much he had to drink and he had had only 2 glasses; same as I had. Next thing we knew, the other woman took a laptop out of her bag and pulled up her facebook and started showing us pictures of her kids and grandkids. It was probably one of the most awkward moments I have had. My friend and I looked at each other and quickly made excuses and left. We convinced her to stay in the room and sleep there, worried she would leave and drive after having drunk so much. At 5am, I was woken by my phone going off. It was the other woman, still quite drunk stating that she could not find her car keys and accusing me of taking them. This went on with repeated phone calls over several hours until I called the hotel front desk and told them about the problem. They told me they had a set of keys that were found in the parking lot. I gave them the room number and turned off my phone. Happy Birthday to me! LOL
Our very first meeting with another couple. We had ZERO experience in vetting profiles or knowing how to do any of this shit, so it was a fucking disaster.
We drove a total of 9 hours to meet this couple for the first time at their house with their kids at home for dinner. He was a total dick and treated his wife like shit. She went out for a cigarette and he says, "Yeah that's it, go smoke yourself to death." She asked him to bring a couple of chairs up from the basement and he said, "Don't scratch the wall carrying those chairs." She said she knew he fucked around on her while he was on the road, so if he's going to do it, he might as well bring it home. Jeeeeezus. We couldn't get out of there fast enough. Talk about painful.
One things for sure, I won't be indulging in swinging anytime soon!
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