Keanu Reeves is one heck of a guy!

It's pretty well known that Keanu Reeves is one heck of a nice guy. He still rides the subway despite having hundreds of millions in the bank, he offers up his seat for women and elderly people and he donates a fuckload to charity. He's just a fucking lovely person. In fact, he's so bloody loved that he's actually on his way to achieving 'god status'. Look at what he did for this screaming child:

What a star! He can breastfeed my kid anytime he likes. His milk will probably make my kid turn into Hercules. Here's the video of Keanu giving up his seat for some broad on the subway. If that was me I would have said "Cheers Keanu but you sit right there, I'll just take your lap". Then I would have copped a feel of his dong.