Firemen called to rescue guy who got his dong stuck in dumbbell weight
I knew those German's were a filthy bunch but I didn't realise they would fuck literally anything. A dude from Germany had to call the fire brigade recently after getting his dick caught in a dumbbell weight.
He must have been bored between sets because he just whipped his trousers down and jammed his cock through the hole in the middle of the weight. Believe it or not, this wasn't even in his home gym. This was at a busy members only gym! WTF!?
Firemen arrived on the scene with angle grinders, a saw and a hydraulic rescue tool - the kind of kit you'd expect to be used to cut someone out of a smashed up car rather than to free a stuck willy. The guy had to be sedated while the fireman went about smashing the weight but luckily there was no permanent damage done. Although I don't reckon he'll be trying that again! What a knob!