Catholic school erects statue that looks like priest has his knob out

Despite the church being riddled with allegations of child abuse, the Catholic church is a force to be reckoned with, and those slippery fuckers have wormed their way out of many an allegation.

This recently erected (pun intended) statue at an Adelaide Catholic school certainly isn't doing the church any favours with their latest addition. The statue was recently installed at Blackfriars Priory School in Prospect and depicts a 16th century saint handing a bread loaf to a child's outstretched hand.

It clearly looks less like a loaf of bread and more like the priests massive done. Ah well, they can't say it isn't accurate. Bloody nonces!