Dudes dong gets infected after he uses stomach of an angler fish to masturbate with
We've all looked at an object and thought 'hmm, I wonder if I could wank with that?" I know I have; in fact I use to stick a hairbrush up my ass. Not the bristly end obviously.
Although I have used a hairbrush and felt pretty ashamed of myself after, at least I haven't used the stomach of a dead angler fish like this dude. A Japanese guy recently posted his bizarre masturbation story to forum site 2Channel and the photos look fucking revolting. Here's the stomach in a colander; at least he's rinsing it off first.
To make sure the stomach was clean, the dude doused it with ethanol and salt and gave it a good rinse.
After it's been washed, he slips the stomach onto his hand like a ropey meat glove and accompanies the photo with a caption that reads "I'm taking off my pants now."
Sadly his wank wasn't the glorious experience he intended it to be, as he ended up having to take a trip to hospital due to a stinging sensation in his cock. No shit! Doctors later diagnosed him with inflammation of the urethra. Moral of the story; don't use dead animals to wank with!
