Dudes reveal their horrific experiences of snapping their banjo string
I thought having a minge was hard work but after reading through these dudes experiences of snapped banjo strings, I'd say I have it pretty easy. No guy should ever have to look down and see a pool of blood when he's just giving himself a little hand relief. A bunch of guys shared their stories on Reddit and just reading through these make me feel queasy.
I was about 12. I had started getting boners but had no clue what to do with them. I'd heard some things about masturbation at school from some kids and sex education, so the night before the family was meant to drive up to a friend's farm I thought I'd have a tug. I remember feeling something change, like a slip or movement of my foreskin but I kept wanking until my hand was covered in blood and the sheets and the floor because I'd been walking around my room trying to figure out how to jerk off correctly. I ran into my parent's room screaming and told them that I knocked my dick on something like a door or bed post.
I remember having to wear a women's sanitary pad down the front of my pants for the seven-hour drive to the farm. I think in my mind it was like the elevator scene in The Shining but in reality, I think it was probably a little palmful and some drops in the floor. I didn't rupture a vein thankfully.
The whole sorry incident stemmed from a momentary lapse in concentration when I altered the angle that I was working with. I realised something had gone very wrong when I felt the tear, which was pretty damn painful. I stopped what I was doing to check myself and was basically immediately covered in blood. It was pouring out everywhere, on the bed, on both of us and on the curtains.
I remember very little about what happened afterwards because I'm really squeamish and nearly passed out. I saw all of the blood and basically went into shock. According to Lucy, I was cursing my luck, her, her entire family, and everything basically.
It actually wasn't too bad cleaning it up. I just changed the bedding and put them in the wash with the curtains. I had to wipe quite a bit of blood off the walls too."
Now this dudes story is both grim and bizarre. Enzo used to play with his dick in the shower and discovered that when he peed, he could pinch his foreskin and make it 'blow up like a giant veiny balloon'. He named it the 'Cheese Cleaner' because he thought it would clean the crust from around his cock (vom). Why didn't he just use the shower like a normal person?! After remembering what he used to do as a kid, Enzo thought he'd give it another go. He said:
So I guess I kind of thought 'why not?' and proceeded to go ahead and do it for a laugh.The issue was I had forgotten that I had a very full bladder that one particular morning and needed to piss badly so I went ahead and begun the 'Cheese Cleaning' process. It was only a matter of seconds until my foreskin looked like a swollen mass of veiny tissue but I had not yet finishing peeing.
Like an idiot, I continued to trap it inside my foreskin until I began to feel very uncomfortable but I held it for as long as I could until I felt a very harsh burning and tingling feeling. As I released a huge build-up of red tinged urine, I stood there baffled for a few seconds as this was not how I remembered the great Cheese Cleaner to feel.
I looked down to see a trickle of blood hanging from the tip of my penis, so I rolled back the skin to see I had not only made my foreskin kind of loose like a wizard's sleeve but I had ruptured and torn my banjo. In horror I tried to wash away some of the blood but I was in so much pain from the sensation of the water hitting the open wound, I had to jump out of the shower and try to dress the wound which was still pissing blood at this point.
It was a moment of utter panic and confusion mixed in with the dread of having it circumcised at the ER. The feeling was the complete opposite of a high euphoria and every synapse in my brain was just screaming abuse at me for what I had done to myself.
Maybe just use some good ol soap and water to clean your cock in future, mate, and not stale piss! Be kind to your dicks, fellas. You've only got one!
