Dog given new identity & placed in witness protection after scientist has sex with it
I'll never understand anyone who wants to shag their dog, or any other other animal for that matter. Like I've never looked at my two dachshunds and thought "ooh yeah, they look sexy. I wander what it would be like to fuck one." Hell NO! It seems like there are far too many people out there who love to indulge in a casual bit of bestiality and today we're hearing about 51 year old Joseph Alan Hattey. Joseph is a physicist from Michigan State University who allegedly sodomized a dog called Flash that belonged to the university. Joseph is accused of penetrating the dog with his finger and his penis. Eww.
When the story came out, Flash was rehomed under a different identity, which is pretty much doggy witness protection. Staff from the Ingham County Animal Control and Shelter explains:
The dog is in a great home, with a great family…he’s basically in witness protection. Bestiality is something that happens behind closed doors, and can be tough to discern.He may be used as evidence in the trial and that’s why we can’t tell you anything more about the situation.
Poor Flash - being molested by some creepy old scientist. I'm glad he's got himself a new identity and a new life. Hopefully the dirty old bastard will be handed the maximum sentence.
