Dude gets stung on the dick by a stingray whilst swimming in the ocean
It's never nice getting stung by a sea creature. I should know - I was stung on the ass by a jellyfish whilst I was in Ibiza and it hurt like a bitch. So I can totally empathise with this dude who was recently stung on the dick by a stingray. Ouch.
The guy was out having a relaxing swim when a passing stingray slipped it's sneaky little tail into his trunks and wrapped itself around his knob. In case you've never seen a stingrays tail, those things are like barbed wire with little hooks all over it, so you can imagine the amount of pain this guy was in. The incident was filmed on a beach in Sanya, in the Hainan province of South China, and shows the guy lying on the sand in his face in sheer agony, all while the lifeless stingray just lays beside him.
I actually feel proper sorry for the stingray. Look at his cute little face. What a way to go. Generally, stingrays aren’t dangerous creatures, but if they feel threatened, they will use their tail tipped with sharp venomous barbs to defend themselves. I guess this dudes dick looked like a threat. I find penises pretty scary TBF.
