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Experts say it's time to ditch the loo roll, as it makes your ass dirtier!

Apparently we all need to ditch the bog roll because it’s actually making our asses dirtier, not cleanse! Yup.

Rose George, author of The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It Matters, says:

I find it rather baffling that millions of people are walking around with dirty anuses while thinking they are clean. Toilet paper moves shit, but it doesn't remove it. He says we should all be using bidets as not only are they more environmentally friendly than loo roll, but the water does a better job of cleaning your ass.

All well and good, but who the fuck has bidets these days? Most new-build houses barely have enough space for the bath, let alone a fucking bidet! A cheaper solution is using those flushable wet wipes. Will.i.am is a fan of them apparently, saying:

Here’s proof on why people should have baby wipes. Get some chocolate, wipe it on a wooden floor, and then try to get it up with some dry towels. You’re going to get chocolate in the cracks.

Nice. It’s all good advice. Be kind to your buttholes, folks!

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