Dude hides bag of cocaine in his foreskin so police can’t find it
Luckily I’ve never had to hide drugs in a hurry but if I did, I’d probably just stuff them up my muff. I mean the chances of anyone looking there are pretty slim. It would appear that genitals are a good hiding place for most people as one dude from Newcastle was recently caught with a baggy of cocaine hidden under his foreskin. I reckon his asshole would have been a better option but hey-ho.
21-year-old student James Mason was busted over the weekend after police were called to a house party he was attending. Apparently the cops searched the place and found no drugs or anything of interest. That is until Mason started acting all billy-big-bollocks, getting up in their faces and threatening to batter them for ruining the party.
Obviously this was a stupid idea and they arrested him for being drunk and disorderly and took him to the station. Whilst in the back of the car they noticed him fiddling around with his shoe and putting his hand down his pants and got suspicious of him. They decided to strip search him at the station and found the baggy of coke behind his foreskin. Tut tut.
Mason admitted to possession of class A drugs and being drunk and disorderly and was fined £120. Silly twat should have just kept his mouth shut at the party and all of this could have been avoided.
