Wasted dude pulls down his pants & takes a shit on the London underground
We've all been totally off our nut at one time or another - I mean I know I have had some proper messy nights where I've either ended up throwing up in my friends waste paper bin or slumped on the train, going 12 stops past my home. However, I'm pleased to say that I have never shit myself in public like this dude who clearly had a few too many over the weekend.
The guy had obviously overindulged during the festive period and we all know what effect too much booze can have - The explosive squits!!! This dude dude clearly couldn't have waited until he got home to take a runny shit so he figured he'd pull his pants down, use the bench as a leaning post and take a dump right there on the floor of the London Underground.
Vom. That does not look like a healthy turd. You need some fibre my friend. I feel sorry for the cleaners at this time of year.
