Right, I know not everyone watches Love Island but I’m addicted to that shit and it needs discussing! For those who are still clueless, it’s a show about a bunch of hot young singles who move into a luxury villa for 8 weeks. There’s coupling-up jealousy, bitterness and quite a lot of shagging. It’s fucking brilliant! Here are the this year’s hotties:
Right, let’s condense what’s already gone down - surfer chick Lucie coupled up with floppy haired Joe, Anton made out with Amy but then told Lucie he fancied her, and Amber is just an arrogant cunt who bangs on about how hot she is.
Things were all going swimmingly until two new dudes came into the villa at the end of episode 1, including boxer, Tommy Fury.
Last nights episode showed Tommy Fury (Tyson Fury’s brother) debating whether to couple up with Lucie or Amber), before eventually deciding to steal Lucie off Joe the Sandwich man, despite Lucie telling Tommy she was happy with Joe. Yikes. Fans weren’t happy at all that poor little Joe was pretty much cuckolded by a stronger male, and took to Twitter to express their feelings:
Joe in front of the mirror after getting his girl taken #LoveIsIand pic.twitter.com/kMbbPoj88i
— UZ📈 (@HunchoUz9) June 4, 2019
Tommy: “I’m going to choose... lucie”
— Sam Dixon (@samdixon013) June 4, 2019
Joe right now: #loveisland pic.twitter.com/n4jMveisA0
Fans also clocked that Amber had a right face on after losing out to Lucie. I guess it’s pretty tough for a girl who thinks she’s gods gift to discover she ain’t all that:
