Love Island's Molly-Mae branded a shady Bitch after trying to split up other couples!
I’ve done a complete 180 in the last few weeks of Love Island. First I was hating on Amber because of her cunty snide laugh during an argument and her nasty verbal attack on Danny after the whole Yewande saga. But since Michael came back from Casa Amor with that dead-ting Joanna, I’ve really warmed to Amber. She conducted herself like a lady after Michael pretty much pinned all the blame her for having his head turned by another woman.
Last nights episode saw Joanna being dumped from the island after fellow islanders chose Michael stay. Joanna threw a bit of a paddy, insisting that Michael leave with her, but he didn't seem to keen. I mean it's fair that she'd want him to go with her. He ditched Amber in favour of Joanna and has been telling her how much he likes her, but then thinks the way to show his support of his girl being turfed out is to stay put and let her catch an economy flight by herself. Nah bruv. Takes the piss!
However, the icing on the cake came when Michael realised that Joanna would be watching from the outside, so he decided to call Amber over for a chat. This is where shit gets hella uncomfortable. Michael orders Amber to 'sit down' like she's a fucking dog, before proceeding to tell her in the most brutal and nasty way possible that he doesn't fancy her anymore. It was obvious he did it as a big display for Joanna but my god, what an absolute cunt!
Michael needs to leave leave leave. He’s found what he’s looking for - so leave. We don’t want to watch you call people Chaldish & tell them to sit no more. It’s not free holiday island. #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/0X94vVd2tA
— joopz (@joopz6) July 16, 2019
Michael's well and truly channelling his inner Terry from season 2. Remember that?! He promised to leave with his bird Malin but as soon as she'd stepped out the villa, he was on the next bit of fanny. Except Michael is WAY more toxic.
Also, Maura and Curtis shared their first proper snog which made me feel sick to my stomach. Watching that cheesy mo-fo sloppily tongue sucking a woman miles out of his league was too much to bare.
Lasty - MOLLY-MAE IS A FUCKING SHIT STIRRING CUNT!!! that is all!
