Dude sets up GoFundMe for penis enlargement surgery after wife mocks his micro-penis
Most dudes wouldn’t dream of going public with their micro penis for fear of being utterly ridiculed but one guy is putting it all out there in a bid to get a bunch of strangers to pay for his penis enlargement surgery. Yup
A dude named Joe decided to set up a GoFundMe as a way of achieving his goals of not only a bigger dick, but also a vasectomy and circumcision too which costs over £3,000. Jesus, don’t want much do you, mate?! Here’s his plee:
Me and my wife had our first child over a year ago and as great as our lil girl is, I'd like her to be the last we ever have (my wife wants more). We can barely afford one let alone however many more, so please help neuter me and reduce over population. This is the most expensive surgery but not the most important.
Joe reveals that he also requires a circumcision and penis enlargement, and says it's his wife's disappointment with his "micro penis" that's making him want to do it:
I will never be able to afford this surgery on my own, with your help I can finally achieve my dreams of not having another kid and satisfying my wife.
Fuck satisfying your wife, Joe. If your Mrs finds out you’ve gone and got the snip without telling her when you know full well she wants more kids, she’s going to leave you and your tiny dick. Joe needs to have a word with himself.
