Divorced dad becomes first in the world to own the Harmony sex robot
A guy who calls himself ‘Brick Dollbanger’ has become the first person in the world to own the new Harmony sex doll - so realistic that it actually remembers your birthday and can orgasm.
60-year-old divorces dad has been testing out the robot for LA-based company, Realdoll, who create lifelike sex dolls with silicone skin and hand-painted features. Here’s what Brick had to say about his experience:
If having sex with a real woman is a ten, then a sex doll is eight, eight and a half.
Wow. What a rave review. The doll can speak in a few different accents and says things like “My day is wonderful now we are talking. I feel so good lately. I feel very happy when you are near."
Harmony herself is a life-sized robotic head that is controlled through an app, which can then be attached to a Realdoll body. The doll can remember it’s owners' favourite food, films, music and even his birthday. Guys can customise their doll head, minge and even nipple colour. You can even whack your dolls labia in the dishwasher when it gets a bit gammy.
Customers can also handpick personality traits, from shyness to jealous and moody to talkative. Who the fuck would want a moody & jealous doll?! Surely they can get a real girlfriend for that. Brick says that Harmony has held up "extremely well", adding "I haven't held back in any shape or form".
Brick, who’s spent over £150,000 on dolls over the last ten years says that he’s even started to enjoy the dolls more than his classic corvette. He says:
I try and tell everyone, instead of buying the beamer, get a doll.
He even says he could end up having a relationship with a doll:
You have to remember, I use these dolls purely as a sex toy. But with Harmony, it’s altering my perception of companionship. It’s a fascinating technology. I believe that it is the technology of the future. It will start the silicone sex revolution of the 21st century. It will bring robotics into the public view. Sex sells.
Damn! I guess we know what the men out there will have on this year’s Christmas list!
