Government worried no-deal Brexit will see a rise in dogging among lorry drivers!
There are many reasons why people would rather avoid a no deal Brexit, but who’d have thought that one of those reasons would be an increase of dogging among lorry drivers.
An unnamed cabinet minister who spoke at last week’s Tory party conference reckons a no deal Brexit could result in an increase in dogging due to the increased amount of queue time that lorry drivers might have to face when crossing the Channel, which have been predicted to be anything up to 100 hours longer. Here’s what the minister had to say:
One of the things we talk about in these no-deal meetings concerns hauliers and their activities.
The main thing is whether they will turn up at the Channel ports with the right paperwork. But there are also dogging hotspots all over the place.
Do Europeans even do dogging?
There is something deeply British about dogging and this delay could spark an increase in the activity.
Erm. So basically he’s saying that the Europeans won’t be dogging, but us pervy Brits sure will be. Don’t leave us in a long-ass queue if you don’t want to us nip into a lay-by and watch some randy couple shagging in the passenger seat whilst we have a tug on our knob-knobs! Jesus Christ.
