Woman accidentally sends pic of 'rejuvenated fanny' to 20-year-old son
It’s always pretty shit when you accidentally send a text to the wrong person but nothing could be more horrifying than the story of this mum who sent a picture of her vag to her 20-year-old son instead of her husband. Yikes!
The unnamed mum thought she’d treat herself to a non-surgical vaginal rejuvenation so naturally she wanted to share her results with her husband. However, the mum wasn’t very tech savvy so she ended up buzzing over a before and after shot of her clunge to her horrified son.
For those unfamiliar with vaginal rejuvenation, it’s basically a procedure that involves using laser energy to induce tightening in a woman’s vag. The husband found the whole thing pretty hilarious & took to Reddit to tell the story. Here’s what he had to say:
I was a bit shocked by that but then I learned that the main reason for getting this was to reduce or eliminate her stress incontinence (pee when you laugh, cough, or sneeze).
She told me that it was a bit expensive but added that it would also tighten her tunnel o love. Honestly, I’m happy with what she has to offer right now but why the hell not?
So, she had the procedure yesterday and wanted me to see the ‘amazing’ before and after results. I have to admit that I was impressed by how everything seemed to have tucked in a little more but whatever. I tell her that I want to save that pic in my phone and she laughed at first.
My wife isn’t the nude pic taking kind of girl. She has sent me a few over the years and I have them locked away in one of those password protected apps. I didn’t want one of the kids to stumble on their mom’s nude pics.
Later that evening, she tells me that she wants to save the pic but wants to delete it from her phone. I tell her that I’ll keep it safely and she agrees that it’s a good idea. ‘Just text it to me’. So she did, or so she thought.
She asked me if I had gotten it and I told her no. She said that it should be there by now so she opened her phone to check. We both had that speechless moment when we realised in horror that she sent a close-up shot of her coochie to our oldest son. It was a collage with a before and after shot.
She was yelling, ‘Unsend! Take it back!’ but it was too late. (Apple, please add this feature!) Now it was time for damage control. I told her, ‘You can’t let him think it’s yours’. She quickly agreed.
At about that moment, he sent back a text in three parts. What. The. Fuck??? We decided to tell him that this was a sample pic that she was sending her friend to get feedback on a procedure.
It seemed legitimate and we hope that he’s gullible enough to believe it. If it were me, I would readily believe it because I would WANT to!We averted a real crisis but questions remain. What if he liked the look and unknowingly jerked off to his mom’s vag? What if he saves it and it becomes great jerk off material?
Regardless, he has unknowingly looked into the eye of the same lovely rose that birthed him. My wife didn’t find any of this funny but I had a good laugh.
Well if the son believed lie he certainly doesn’t anymore after the story has viral. Poor kid will never be able to have roast beef round his mums ever again!
