Let Rampant TV entertain you during Lockdown!
Well, it’s official! We’re on day 2 of lockdown until further notice because the plebs didn’t heed advice and stay indoors. Boris Johnson made his announcement on Monday stating that “this is a national emergency”. Boris has also ordered police to enforce a strict coronavirus lockdown, with gatherings of more than two people now banned.
If you’re not sure what you need to do during this time, here’s a list below. You only need to get up and get dressed if you need to do any of the following things:
- Shopping for basic necessities, as little as possible
- One form of exercise a day - eg. run, walk, or cycle - alone or with members of your household
- Any medical need, to provide care or to help a vulnerable person
- Travelling to and from work, but only where this is absolutely necessary and cannot be done from home
For the rest of the time to combat your overwhelming boredom, I suggest wanking! Copious amounts of wanting. There are even more girls joining our platform than ever before so take a look at all the hot babes https://www.rampant.tv/channels has to offer.
Also, Disney Plus has just landed so you can give yourself a rest between the chronic masturbating and watch some decent movies, including Marvel, Star Wars and National Geographic. You can sign up for a 7-day free trial and after that it’s £5.99 per month. We may as well add it on to all our other streaming platforms because what else are we going to do during lockdown apart from TV, wanking and eating?!!
