Dean Gaffney ignores lockdown rules by asking blonde for indoor date
Dean Gaffney has been back to his old tricks again, trying to get stuck in to another bird who’s way out of his league and during lockdown no less. Having been busted for breaking lockdown rules twice before, Gaffers thought he’d go for the hatrick and try to get his dick wet on the sly by asking his bumble date to pop over for some fun. Normally this would be fine but as he’s in a tier 4 area and it’s lockdown you can’t really be pulling this kind of nonsense.
Gaffney’s Bumble date, named Christy, told the papers that Dean DM’d her on Instagram shortly after they matched, and tried to her her over to his gaff. Christy said she was “disgusted” that he was prepared to break lockdown rules to meet her so admitted she that she tried to let him down gently. I mean yeah, when I’m disgusted I always go straight to the press.
Dean kicked off his messages with a simple; “When we meeting lol”, to which Christy replied that she wasn’t meeting anyone during lockdown and couldn’t even if she wanted to because her ankle was broken. He then suggested popping over to hers and told her to “get the kettle on” but Christy was having none of it and shot him down with: “No meetings indoors remember.” Gaffney was pretty persistent and kept trying to get Christy to meet up by assuring her she wouldn’t get ill if she met up with him. What a charmer. Christy flat out refused to meet him and this was Dean’s response.
That’s fine just confused how meeting me outside is different to meeting me for a coffee? No worries babes.
To which Christy replied:
Because transmission rates outside are negligible. Transmission rates in enclosed spaces are drastically higher. That’s why there’s a lockdown that enables people to meet outside but it’s currently against the law to meet inside.
They both sound like absolute plebs. You’ve got Dean who’s like a dog with a bone and Christy quoting the government manual and then trying to get a few quid out of selling a story about Z-list celebrity. Shortly after the story came out Dean messaged Christy and asked her to retract her claims because it was all “banter”. However, Christy ignored his message and went straight back to the papers with the additional info. yikes. When will Dean Gaffney ever learn?!
