Dude provides morning-after “sendoff bags” for women he bangs
A woman’s Facebook post has gone viral over the weekend after she shared a pic of a bizarre gift she received from a dude she hooked up with. The woman explained how she had gone over to the dudes house for a bit of fun but as she she was leaving in the morning he told her to grab a “sendoff bag” on her way out. Errr, what?!
As you can see the bag contains a few goodies including snacks, weed and cash, which I’m hoping is for a cab and not for her “services” because 40 bucks would be an insult to her blowjob skills. Gotta love a caring dude though, and he’s clearly thought of everything - Bit of a sip of the old Lipton iced tea to quench your thirst after a night of dick sucking then a cheeky toke to ponder the previous evenings actions, followed by a chow on Doritos. It’s perfect! The dude definitely gets a thumbs up from me. Posche Matthews seemed pretty happy with it too. All I want to know is does the dude make up these bags on a Friday in the hole that they’ll all be gone by Sunday? I wonder how many he makes. These are burning questions I need answered.
