Utter pleb gets wasted in Benidorm and gets eyelids tattooed!
There's a lot of stupid shit that happens at stag parties; sometimes the groom might end up banging the stripper, or someone may even end up passing out and having their eyebrows shaved off by their half wit mates. However, not many guys are quite as moronic as this dude, who thought it would be funny to get totally wasted and get his eyelids tattooed. What a fucking pleb!
Steven Laverty from East Belfast was in Benidorm (says it all really) for his cousin’s stag do and decided to get ‘what about ye’ tattooed on his eyelids, although it turned out looking more like ‘whata boutye’ which looks even worse. After Steven sobered up and realised what he'd done he was so embarrassed and has been hiding ever since he got home. The gargantuan mistake cost a measly €22 but will take a heck of a lot more to remove, not to mention the pain.
Quote: It was all a bit of a blur. Obviously I regret it now but at the time I clearly thought it was a good idea.
I had to take my wee lad, Tommy, to nursery and I was just keeping my head down and hoping nobody recognised me. I saw someone I knew and tried not to look at them for fear they would see the tattoos.
I don’t know how I’m going to chat up women in the future. Just go up and stare at them maybe? There’s bound to be someone who likes them.
Tommy’s mum has seen it. She wasn’t best pleased to put it lightly. It might be a bit of struggle to talking to strangers now, especially women.
I haven’t been back to work yet but apparently it’s the talk of the place.
I’ve got a few daft tattoos and I’d been talking about this one but the rest of the lads wouldn’t let me go.
We’d been in the bar all afternoon, I can’t remember if it was Sunday or Monday, but they all went for a walk down to the beach and I just ducked out.
I didn’t know where the tattoo parlour was so I just walked until I found it. I told them what I wanted and that was that.
The fella wanted €60 for it but I only had €22 so that’s what I gave him.
It was pretty much non-stop drinking from the point we got to the airport until we got home. The lads who went are all a bunch of rockets but I had to be the one who took things too far.
I got a finger sleeve when I was in Las Vegas last year and my mum warned me this time not to do anything silly. She knows what I’m like.
When I had a few drinks in me I was telling everyone I was going to do it but my other cousin Ryan talked me out of it. Then when everyone went to the beach, I just thought: ‘F**k it’.
It’s not even like the words mean much to me. ‘What about ye’ is just a saying. When everyone saw it they just laughed their heads off at me.
Everyone on the plane back was staring at me. You can see the words whether my eyes are open or shut. I might have to start wearing glasses a lot more often.
I think we can all agree what a total dicksplash this guy is.
