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People reveal the pettiest reasons they've broken up with someone
Many people have their deal breakers when it comes to dating. Mine is bad teeth and walking with their feet turned in slightly. It drives me fucking mad! If I see that shit on a first date, I'm out! I don't care how nice of a person you are.
Recently I came across a post on Reddit and some dude was asking people to share the pettiest reasons they've broken up with someone. To be fair, I agree with most of them.
This girl was beautiful, driven, intelligent; we got along well. She was perfect, except that she would snap her fingers whenever someone would say something she liked. Every conversation, peppered with snaps. She'd do it instead of applauding at concerts too.
Eventually, I realized that this couldn't be my life.
To be fair, this one would annoy the fuck out of me too
She would constantly try to finish my sentences for me. Sometimes not even sentences but words.
For example:
me: "So i was eating a BLT sandw-"
her "-which?"
It was infuriating.
She got into an argument with my brother, who is about to graduate to become a computer engineer, about how the desktop is only the monitor and that the tower wasn't part of the desktop at all. She would also say that the laptop had a foldable desktop.
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Japanese girl (I'm Swedish), she believed in Santa, spent a Christmas in Sweden and cried when she finally met "him".
Long fingernails on a guy. I just can't handle it. The idea of letting someone touch me with those things makes me gag.
Had a girl I took on a coffee date tell me that Peru isn't a real country. I was telling her how I had just got back from a trip with some friends there.
"Peru isn't a country, it's not real. I would know."
I laughed a little bit cried on the inside said I had to leave and walked away.
"Happy VALENTIMES Day"
NO
A girl asked me if I believed in dinosaurs. She thought Satan put them here to test us. I'm just glad she dropped that bomb on the third date.
Now I'm married to a woman that accepts dinosaurs.
He once came with his eyes open and crossed. Just really freaked me out. I could never get the picture of his face out of my mind after that.
My best friend broke up with this smoking hot blonde after 1 week because her nose whistled while she breathed.
Still dumbfounded by the decision.
If she refers to herself as a princess.
I dated a girl for a while whose breath always seemed a little "off".
I told her about it and she had been oblivious to it the whole time. After her initial reaction of being mortified, she went and saw a specialist.
Turned out she had a few nasal polyps that could have turned really nasty
I broke up with a girl because she spelled a word so incorrectly that I couldn't look at her the same any longer and it ruined how I felt about her.
We were texting each other during the day about the plans we had to go out for the night and it went something like this-
Me - Hey are we still on for tonight?
Her - Yes! I'm excited. Do you need me to bring anything?
Me - No I have everything we'll need. Don't worry about it.
Her - Ok cool. I've already picked out my alphet.
Me - Your what?
Her - My alphet. For tonight. I tried to pick something you'd like
She was trying to fucking say "outfit". ALPHET. Fucking alphet. Al-fit
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