Preacher asks his followers for £40 million so he can buy fourth private jet
I know most religions are always asking their followers to donate their hard-earned cash to their local church but I never knew that preachers could get so freakin minted off the back of it. I'm seriously in the wrong job!
US preacher Jesse Duplantis is so loaded that he's asking his followers to donate money towards buying him a FOURTH private jet, saying: “if Jesus were on earth today, he wouldn’t be riding a donkey. He’d be in an airplane preaching the gospel all over the world.” Duplantis is now apparently seeking the funds for a Dassault Falcon 7X, worth 39 million quid. Apparently, his previous jets have all been a bit shit because they require multiple stops to refuel, but the Falcon 7X will mean he won't have to stop as much and pay “those exorbitant prices with jet fuel all over the world.” Is this dude for real?!
Duplantis said to his followers that Lord told him that he should get a Falcon 7X. That's funny, because the Lord also told me I should get a huge country house with an Aga and and a stable block. Honestly, I hope this dude does get his jet. If I could get a bunch of gullible morons to pay for my luxurious lifestyle I'd be sunning myself in the Maldives and sniffing chang off Cara Delevingne pussy mound.
