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Bride fattens up sisters with fake smoothie before wedding so she can look better in photos

Every girl wants to look amazing on her wedding day but one girl went to extreme lengths to make sure she wasn’t outdone by her bridesmaids on her special day.

The bride, known only as Penny, clearly wasn’t happy that her slim sisters might outshine her, so she hatched a devious plan to fatten them up before the big day. Here’s what Penny had to say:

By far the worst thing I did was to fatten up my sisters in the months leading up to the wedding. Every morning … I insisted on making breakfast smoothies for everyone. I told them I wanted us all to look our best on the big day, so I was making them this special slimming smoothie.

When the wedding came around both Maggie and Charlie had to get their dresses changed to fit their expanding waistlines. I also got them to wear neon yellow dresses because I knew they would look terrible against their fair-skin and blond hair. The plan worked because they looked washed out and chubby but I looked spectacular.
They’ve lost the weight now but still yearn for their delicious smoothies.

What a scheming bitch. It’s just like that scene from Mean Girls. I wonder if she blended up Kalteen bars?! She sounds like a proper nightmare. Her husband is a lucky man!

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