Bride finds out on honeymoon that husband has been hiding a micro-penis!
Why people wait until marriage to bone their new spouse is beyond me. Surely you’d want to try out the goods before you buy?! Y’know, just in case your new wife has a baggy minge or your husband has a micro-cock. The whole notion of no-sex-before-marriage is pretty outdated now but it still happens among some religions and cultures. Which is why I think religion is utter bullshit! But less about me, this story is about a woman who waited until marriage to shag he’d husband, only to discover that he had a tiny dick. Unlucky!
In Reddit forum ‘I Am An Asshole’, the newlywed wife shared her story titled ‘Newlywed husband wanted to wait til marriage for sex and just surprised me with micropenis on the honeymoon.’ She explains that they had to decided to wait until marriage to have sex, but not because they were religious, but because her husband claimed to be ‘old-fashioned’.
So, we only dated for six months. We’ve been engaged for another six and just got married on Saturday. I literally just got back from my honeymoon a couple hours ago.
My husband isn’t a religious guy, he just says he is ‘old-fashioned like that’. We got close to fooling around a couple times but it never went far. I tried, but he always stopped after it went ‘too far’. Anyway, fast forward to now…Am I the asshole for reading into this and being upset that I waited until my wedding night to find out that he probably isn’t as ‘old-fashioned’ as he says he is?
I’m not going to shame him and honestly I don’t even know how I’ll broach the topic (and I’m not seeking advice). I honestly just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary and went to town with him, but… I dunno. I kind of feel lied to. Like a half-truth…or something was intentionally withheld from me. This was unexpected, to say the least. And if you read this far, thanks for your time.
The comments were pretty solid, unlike her husband’s dick. Here are some of the responses:
I think this goes beyond size being important. Most women are happy with their man’s peen even if it’s below average in size. She probably didn’t even consider the possibility of a micropeen.
This is a serious trust issue. it’s not the size that’s at issue here, it’s the fact that #1, he didn’t trust her enough to tell her, and #2, now she cannot trust him not to be dishonest.
Fair point. I’d be pretty miffed too. You can’t pretend you’re ‘old-fashioned’ just so you don’t have to reveal your tiny dick until it’s too late. Proper snakey shit. I’d divorce him!
