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Ex-concicts reveal their most f**ked up stories from prison
The folks over at Reddit asked a bunch of ex-cons about their best (or worst) prison stories. If the term "don't drop the soap" springs to mind or an episode of Orange is the New Black then get that out of your noggin right now because real prison is way more violent.
Here's some of the most fucked stories I came across while perusing the thread.
"Not my story, but my dads. A guy in his block was in on several life sentences so basically never getting out. The dudes daughter was raped and where should the rapist end up? But in the same cell block as the guy in for multiple life sentences. With nothing to lose, he told the guards "if you don't move him I'm going to have to deal with him myself". The guards having not listened, the rapist nor the murderer were moved. A week later while everyone was going somewhere (can't remember the time of day) the rapist had his neck hacked at so hard by a fairly blunt but effective jail style sword that it became almost fully detached."
"Ex-boyfriend did some time, he told me about the scariest thing to happen while he was in prison; Taking a shower, one other bloke in there at the time when two other guys came in with some sort of blade and both attacked the other dude completely opening up his back - blood everywhere - ex-bf jumps up on side of bathtub (I think it was a bathtub) to avoid blood. The two other dudes turned to him and said "You. Saw. Nothing." Ex-bf said he was shaking like a shitting dog, he was only 18 at the time. Guards came in promptly, other dude lived."
"Ex-bf saw a guy get put into the industrial dishwasher for stealing someone's ramen noodles. permanent brain, organ, and skin damage. they basically cooked him."
"I was working in the trash room of the kitchen. It was myself and another guy -he was having A Bad Day and snapped at me and called me stupid when I messed up something he'd already cleaned. I apologized and told him I'd fix it which calmed him down. But then I had the bright idea to say "But hey man, you don't have to call me stupid." He proceeded to whip around and punch me once on the jaw. I dropped like a rock, my jaw broken in two places.
The odd thing was that while he was yelling "you don't talk like that!", he was hunting around the room to retrieve my glasses for me.
I ended up in the hole for a couple of hours, my mouth hanging open and bleeding like a faucet, while waiting for someone from Medical to come confirm that, yep, I needed medical attention. Was put in a segregation cell there with no painkiller other than Tylenol.
The next day I was taken to the hospital in cuffs and shackles and operated on. Had to spend 6 weeks in the prison infirmary with my jaw wired shut, sharing the room with an old guy who shit himself daily. My only meals were boullion, unset Jello, milk and punch. I dropped 15 lbs and my feet swelled up from all the sodium. Eventually the facility's doctor showed concern and ordered that I be given yogurt and Carnation Instant Breakfast whenever I wanted.
When they finally took off the wires, I was left with a pretty bad underbite thanks to the shitty job they'd done so my prison nickname became Beavis."
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